Carly Rae Jepsen: Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my number, so call me, maybe?
Whores: Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a condom, so fuck me safely.
L.A Lakers: Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but i'm your teammate, so pass it, maybe?
People on tumblr: Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my tumblr, so follow, maybe?
Darth Vader: Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your father, so join me, maybe?
Alzheimer victims: Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's-Hey I just met you...
Pot heads: Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, i heard you smoke weed, so spark up with me?
Me: Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but you're attractive, so have my babies?
Great Quotes:
Shakespeare: "Never play with the feelings of others because you may win the game but the risk is that you will surely lose the person for a lifetime.
Napoleon: "The world suffers a lot. Not because of the violence of bad people, but because of the silence of good people.
Einstein: "I am thankful to all those who said NO to me, because of them I did it myself"
Mahatma Gandhi: "The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong"
Dr. Seuss: "Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened."
